Visit http://www.xanga.com/cungyman. It is hilarious. Visit it or suffer a horribly painful death or biting sarcastic remarks about your lack of intelligence. You can choose.

I am posting. Don't make a big deal about it because it may send me into a furious rage that could potentially be taken out on the innocent gerbils which now live in the living room. My housemate Jesse rescued them from the local pet store and has since put them through vigirous training in hopes of making money off their fighting abilities. I think they are plotting against me. The tannish one appears to be the more intellegent of the two and I suspect that he knows how to get out of the torture champer that us humans simply call "the ball". This may be my last post ever if that happens. Or I could get bored with Xanga and never post again, which is also a possibility, but I am more worried about the gerbils.

My family came to visit this past weekend. Despite my best efforts they keep finding me. I thought living off campus would throw them off but it didn't work. I think I am going to grow a beard and get my name legally changed and maybe leave the country. My brother stayed for a couple of nights. That was nice. We have grown closer these past few years since my big bro dissapeared. Things aren't the same without Scooter around anymore. Scooter, thats what dad called him. Man he hated that. Here is a picture of us together on a camping trip. I was 8 or 9 at the time.

I miss my curly locks. Scooter always had a way of comforting people. I think thats why he was so good with the ladies.

I haven't seen enough good movies lately. I miss them, and I think they miss me.

Reasons I haven't posted in Xanga for 2 years:

1. I hate everyone in the xanga world....HAHAHAHA....just kidding, I don't know everyone yet.

2. I have a busy life....HAHAHA....its supposed to be busy, but I have found ways around that. More on that later.

3. People keep trying to force xanga on me. "Hey, why don't we go to your room and post on xanga" or "Hey I'll give you some eprops if you just post for me". I find such advances offensive and inappropriate.  I am just waiting for the right person and the right time and then it will just magically happen. Then I will post and it will be glorious. Although you have got to be careful cause the last thing you want is to get carried away and end up starting another xanga site at such a young age without help.

4. The standard xanga sites anger me. I am taking pills to control the anger, but some of you people are not helping. Come to think of it, these pills aren't helping either.

5. I play far too many video games to ever think about even visiting the xanga world. And until I become an 82nd level wizard master, I don't plan on changing that lifestyle so don't ask. I am currently a 37th level novice wizard, but I can't even conjure the pot of melting puma flesh yet so I don't plan on leaving my room until I am at least at level 50 at which point I can wear elven sandles of infinite beauty, which are quite fashionable in the wizard world this winter.

Currently Playing Battle of Los Angeles By Rage Against the Machine see related

Dear Xanga Community,

Mmmm...power and destruction. I saw this picture and decided I must start my post with it. Its things like this that put hair on a young man's back. There is something about big machines being destroyed by bigger machines that really excites guys. Why do you think the Transformers were so successful? But yeah...I would give up my arm and 2 or 3 toes to own this beast of a machine. I mean look at it. You need a ladder and stairs just to get to the drivers seat (insert primal grunt of Tim the Toolman Taylor here).

Okay. So last night I decided to catch some of the Cedarville Basketball action. They were playing Athletes in Action, some national team that raises money for something rather (no, I didn't really pay attention). Well, I got there at about half time with Ashley and turns out you had to pay for tickets this particular night to raise money for these guys. So I bought a ticket for Ashley and I. No big deal. But as I walked away from the table to use the 'facilities' they picked up there little money box, folded up the table, and dissapeared. I felt cheated.

Now for today's "Lets get Realistic Folks" motivational poster.

Honestly kids. Only about 1 in every 10,000 people get to be what they truly want to be. I want to be a professional basketball player, but unfortunately I am 5'9", white, and have ankles weaker than a John Kerry campaign speech. I came to realize these things a while ago. So I moved on and took some business classes.

Quote of the Day - "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think that it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."    -Alicia Silverstone.

I really don't feel the need to elaborate on this. I mean, there is a reason she was chosen to play the role.

Thing to try - In case you didn't know, cat's urine glows under a blacklight. I have not tried this. Do any of you have a cat I could borrow?

Thing not to try - Nutmeg is extremely poisonous when injected intravenously. I am not real sure why you would try this in the first place, but when this fact came to my attention, I felt it was my duty to pass it along. And remember, always make sure you know what you are injecting intravenously into your body.

Question of the Day - Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? You have to comment on this even if you don't care.

Bye

Currently Playing Para Toda Vida By New Amsterdams, The New Amsterdams see related

Dear Devoted Fans,

It has come to my attention that there are those who wish to read my xanga and have requested that I continue to post. Most of these requests came in the way of death threats or insults towards my intelligence, physical stature, and "pathetic" life. So I decided to rise above all of this and make a post. Anyone who has read any of my previous posts knows I am not serious about this and do it for entertainment purposes only (and I find it an excellent form of procrastination). If you are hoping to read about my future goals, relevant Bible verse, hour by hour break down of my day, poetry, or song lyrics you are really in the wrong place. So anyways....

I have decided to add a new segment in my xanga for the college readers. I call it the "Let's Be Realistic, Folks" section. I think the following poster should be hung in every academic building on campus. There is no sense in getting carried away with goals kids. Let this be a lesson to you. Maybe you will get lucky and reach your goals in life, but most likely you are no different then this fish.....

Here is something that I found to be quite interesting. Look at this next picture. This is in Sweden, and let me tell you, my respect for these strange, nomadic people has changed drastically. Any country who has this in the middle of their city is officially awesome. What you are looking at is a 'port-o-john', or 'port-a-potty', whose sides are mirrors. Cool huh? But thats not all....

The next picture shows what it looks like from the inside. That's right kids. That is one way glass you are looking through. So why you are dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, any random person could be fixing their hair or applying lipstick or something. Talk about stage fright. I doubt many of us would be able to 'perform' under such circumstances. Bravo Sweden, bravo.

Girlfriend of the Month: Ashley O'Dell --- Ashley wins this because she is totally awesome, sweet, funny, and the only girlfriend I have had this month. She has now won this award for 11 straight months. That is a new state record.

Cool Person of the Month: Ted Berry --- Ted wins this honor for consistenly putting up with my verbal diarrhea while not getting a word in edgewise.

Funny Moment of the Month #1: While in Atlanta over fall break, Marybeth thought she had good timing, but alas, she did not. You know those water fountain shows where the water shoots out at high velocities in sync with the music? Well, she tried to jump over one when the water went down. In predictable fashion it blasted Marybeth right between the legs as she gracefully leaped "over" it. Needless to say, she was promptly drenched and scorned by her closest friends.

Funny Moment of the Month #2: Gary Bixby Jr. (that really big kid) decided it would be a good idea to steal a political sign from someone's yard that was promoting Kerry and Edwards. However, in the usual godless democrat ways, razorblades were attached to the sign. Bix than managed to turn his hands into minced meat and he got to bleed a lot too. Haha. Good times. Oh wait, nevermind. Thats terrible.

Movie of the Month: This is a tough one for me. I love movies and am pretty particualr about them. I think the best movie I saw this month (that I saw for the first time) was The Village, with Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind taking a close second. Both were very well done in my opinion. However, the Movie of the Month award is actually going to go to Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness. This epic tale is a must see. The synopsis: normal man (Bruce Campbell) loses his girlfriend to an evil spirit which takes over her body, so logically, he hacks her apart with a chainsaw. He then gets sucked back in time several hundred years where he has to find the Book of the Dead and fight an army of the undead (hence the title). There is lots of blood. This is actually a comedy.

Well, that concludes my ranting for tonight. Maybe I will actually post again this year. Goodnight.